The graphics are seriously some of the ugliest art I’ve ever subjected my eyeballs to.
The controls are slippery, eat inputs, knock you all over the place, involve precision, and are awful.
The game is unfair and has zero continues.
Did I mention THE FUCKING MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE A CAT GOT SHOVED INTO A MICROWAVE WITH A HOT MICROPHONE?
(Ok, at the risk of ruining the joke, this game does have some fun segments, though they’re short and only a few. The speed tech is easy and fun, the run was easy to learn. But no. You’re better off speedrunning life.)